Playoffs – Week 2

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I am currently 10,000 feet above New Jersey looking for drones. It was the only way to get over my playoff defeat. Ed has a hell of a team but I’m a terrible GM. If I find any signs of alien life I’ll probably ask them to take me with them. Or if I find the nuke I’ll detonate it. Horrible showing from 404.

RECAPS

404 vs Sneaky Ed

Ed’s team is a wagon. Josh Allen might be the best player of all time. But leaving 38 points on the bench and losing by 38 is a real kick in the dick. Bryce young is a piece of shit.

Action Jackson vs Howie

Lamar is the best player in the league. Not sure what position he plays but it’s incredible that he’s still not been murdered. He didn’t have much of a fight against Howie who got a whopping -4 points from his Browns players. Hey Nick let me know what the price of Jameis is now #brendanwasright

Escarole v Titanic

I really don’t know how 2 QBs combine for 4 points and you still put up 170. I haven’t done the actual math but someone should check sleeper and make sure the Titanic is still sailing. An unfortunate waste of 38 points from Devante by the Beans.

WEEK 2

WRU v Action Jackson

Not only is Lamar playing WRU, he also has the Steelers IRL. Talk about a shit match up. The rich will keep getting richer as WRU will role on the backs of 80 points from Burrow and Chase.

Sneaky Ed vs Titanic

Sneaky Ed has been my pick all year. I don’t see myself changing now. Allen is elite and Hurts is in some weird “am i elite / can I really throw” tier. Is Allen is an A5 Wagyu, Hurts as a USDA Prime Tomahawk. Both amazing. Keep an eye on Mayfield and Evans against the shitbag cowboys – we could easily see a 50 burger from Big Mike against that shitbag defense.